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Java Is Cured: ZeroTurnaround supplies cure to engineers at JavaOne SF 2013

Going to JavaOne San Francisco this year? Then stop by ZeroTurnaround’s booth at the Hilton to get your cure for Java ailments like Redeploy Madness, OutofMemory Amnesia and Premature Release Dysfunction. Eww.

Revealing a new theme is always fun and this year we especially enjoyed making a short video (above) as a fun way of showing our new theme: “Java is Cured”. We had lots of fun dressing up as lab technicians and testing the “green goo”, ehm, our cure.

If you’re looking for cool sessions, you can see some of our most famous engineers giving talks throughout the week:

Anton Arhipov – JRebel Product Lead (@antonarhipov)

NetBeans Community Tools with JRebel, Jelastic, and More  (Sunday, Sept 22, 15:30 – 16:30)

Apples and Oranges: The Highlights of Eclipse, IntelliJ IDEA, and NetBeans IDE  (Monday, Sept 23, 08:30 – 09:30)

Taming Java Agents  (Monday, Sept 23, 15:00 – 16:00)

Embedding JVM Scripting Languages  (Tuesday, Sept 24, 15:00 – 16:00)

Simon Maple – Technical Evangelist (@sjmaple)

The Adventurous Developer’s Guide to JVM Languages  (Wednesday, Sept 25, 13:00-14:00)

The Adventurous Developer’s Guide to Application Servers  (Thursday, Sept 26, 11:00-12:00)

Geert Bevin – Senior LiveRebel Engineer (@gbevin)

10 reasons why Java now rocks more than ever  (alternate talk)

P.s. Complain to Oracle if you dont get to see this one!

Since last year, we’ve released several new versions of both JRebel and LiveRebel, not to mention a new research & content department called RebelLabs (the Head of RebelLabs, Oliver @theotown, will try his best to convince you of the extremely awesome benefits in store for developers who write blog/creative technical articles–and not just code.)

Come see demos, grab a new t-shirt to celebrate our new campaign, and get there early to get your hands on a special swag pack that we’re calling “The Cure” kit.